Archive for the ‘John McCain’ tag
Peekin Johnny
He may be 72 years old but don’t you worry, Johnny boy don’t need no stinkin glasses and he sure knows a good thing when he sees it. Giddy up!

McCain’s New Blackberry Frozen Cake – Yum

To millions of Canadians McCain means unnatural tasting frozen desserts with exceptional shelf life. To Americans McCain now means the inventor of the Blackberry.
Yup, in response to questions about John McCain’s recent televised claims about educating financial markets, economic advisor Holtz-Eakin held up a BlackBerry and blurted “He did this”.
Move over Al Gore!
America is in Deep Doo Doo
Whoever wins the name calling contest, er election, they are sure to be no match for the revamped Russian Bear. The line on time of spinal injury inflicted by President Putin:
Obama: 12 seconds
McCain: 0.3 seconds








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