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Place your bets: the James Whitey Bulger Jr. story

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The FBI has raised the ante and they mean business. A $2 million dollar bounty has been placed on James White Bulger who is currently facing federal murder and racketeering charges. Thing is though, he’ll be tough to catch. Bulger has been on the run now since 1995 and is nowhere to be found. You may be out of luck if you’ve chosen to make catching him your new full time job. A little tip, he’s last been seen in Europe.

But, have no fear. There are other ways to join the great James Whitey Bulger cash grab. You won’t be collecting from the FBI however; it’s the online casinos that will be paying out the reward if he’s caught.

Many online betting sites are offering 500 to 1 odds on the capture of Mr. Bulger within a specified time frame. That’s 50,000 clams on a hundred dollar bet. Not too shabby, and it’ll save you from combing through Europe trying to track down the dangerous suspect.

Still think that’s a tough bet to win? Want more betting choices?

Here are a few more events you’ll be able to bet on soon:

American Idol gets lower TV ratings this season.
1 – 1 (even money)

QB Brett Favre quits half way through the upcoming New York Jets season due to personal injury related to bloated ego syndrome:
3 -1

Jay Leno tells a funny joke during his nightly monologue on the Tonight Show:
10 – 1

Someone with an IQ above 120 gets elected as a member of parliament in the upcoming Canadian election:
25 – 1

Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time in 100 years. (We are convinced they will screw it all up somehow.)
50 – 1

Social activity on Facebook goes beyond posted pictures of plastered roommates and becomes meaningful and educational to college students.
75 – 1

Tom Cruise stars in a hit movie for the first time in years.
100 – 1

Tom Cruise stars in a hit movie for the first time in years and finally comes out of the closet.
150 – 1

Amy Winehouse quits consuming cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, crack, cocaine, pain killers, E, crystal meth, heroin, converts to Catholicism and becomes a nun:
250 – 1

Pamela Anderson gets pregnant with Michael Jackson’s child and names him Tommy:
300 – 1

A video of republican presidential candidate John McCain receiving oral sex from Paris Hilton green night cam style gets posted on the internet:
500 – 1

The bloggers of Zoice.com post something of value on this website:
1000 – 1

Written by Glenn

September 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 pm