Baseball players blowing bubblegum bubbles in 1975! I say yes.

In 1970 Pittsburgh Pirate pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter. An amazing achievement on itself Ellis threw the no-hitter after dropping a hit of acid. Here’s an animated rendition of the event.

Oh those Phillie’s fans.. funny guys I tell ya.

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How do you spice up a lousy game between two of the saddest sackers in Major League Baseball?

With bees of course!

Various lessons learned here:

1- always keep a bee keeper on your speed dial

2 – never leave a jar of honey in your jacket

3 – don’t hire Winnie The Poo as a ballboy

4 – your chances of getting attacked by bees at a hockey game are much lower

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Please god, never allow Denise Richards to sing again. Otherwise I’ll have to hurt myself.

With nowhere left to turn, New York Yankees Outfielder and Steroid user Alex (Hem-A-Roid) Rodriguez came out and admitted to having used Steroids from 2001 to 2003 while playing for the Texas Rangers.

Here is the full interview that aired on ESPN:

Let’s face it here. Hem-A-Roid would have never come out in public with this admission had he not been pushed into a corner to do so. Rather than face legal issues not unlike other MLBers Barry (Head Growth) Bonds and Roger (Road Rage) Clemens, Hem-A-Roid was no doubt schooled by his agent and a slew of media training experts to try to woo over the perception of Joe Public. A few small glitches came up that weren’t scripted out in the master plan however:

• 1. The face cake they applied on him prior to the taping made him look like a pumpkin colored circus freak.
• 2. Whoever picked out his sweater must be smoking crack.
• 3. Hem-A-Roid is not an actor; he’s a cheating overplayed ball player. His delivery of ‘the truth’ came across as one of the most insincere admissions of guilt ever seen on television, and now all over the internet. We can only assume his “MiLF” also helped him go over his lines as well.

For old time sake take a look at this 2 year old interview on 60 Minutes in which he denied ever taking steroids:

Something tells me this story isn’t over quite yet. It’ll be interesting when Human Growth Hormone testing becomes more prevalent in baseball, and the amount of ball players that no doubt will be caught using them. Makes you wonder if and when Hem-A-Roid ends up on that list as well.

It looks like Jose Canseco was right after all.. I guess he must be getting a good laugh this week.

All is not lost however, we can only hope Hem-A-Roid turns the page a few years from now and tries to cash in on his situation just like the grandfather of steroid cheaters Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson did in this energy drink TV spot.

And no story is complete until Letterman makes a top 10 list out of it. Very Funny.

I just realized why getting drunk at a ball game is a bad idea.

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Spare a few bucks for a Phillies Victim?

My name is Ted. Philly flipped my car. I hope they can help fix it. It happened after the world series at Broad and Ellsworth St. at approx. 1:30am. Please help if you can. If 300 people (ideally those on Broad St. who got to enjoy the flipping spectacle) give $10.00 each I’m sure I could get a new car. Whatever you can offer will be much appreciated.

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