Ladies, take a good look… it may be time to trim your hedges.

There’s nothing better than a cold Slushee on a hot summer day.

A charming chap introduces us to the innovative PenisTron. This is but a small segment in the excellent documentary “A Perfect Fake”

Celebrities have decided to doff their skivvies and auction them off to benefit the New North London Synagogue.

There are plenty of people involved in the eBay auction who would be considered no-names by American standards, but big-name stars involved in the event include Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, actresses Emma Thompson and Helen Mirren, and actors Daniel Day Lewis, Ricky Gervais, and Sacha Baron Cohen.

So how much are people willing to cough up for the boxers, briefs, and panties of their favorite famous people? Bids for Fergie’s gold panties were at 165 pounds as of Thursday, while English political cartoonist Steve Bell’s briefs decorated with images of former British Prime Minister John Major were commanding 330 pounds.

Everybody loves a bouncy ball … well, everything has its limits.

The most talked about girl of the 70′s, now in an action adventure in the 80s… Classic.

Everyone has “their” thing. Henry DeRossi sure does.

Henry DeRossi is just your average entrepreneur, so proud of his company, Expert Metal Slitters of Long Island City, that he bought a personalized licence plate to promote the business.

Instead of conjuring up images of specialized metal cutting, however, the license plate XXX-PERT has locals convinced he’s a porn salesman extraordinaire.

“You’d be surprised how many people stop me when I am at a light and want to buy porn,” DeRossi told the New York Daily News.

He says that the plate attracts so much attention his car dealership asks him to park the vehicle in back while it awaits maintenance service.

That’s not to say DeRossi hates the attention — he says he occasionally runs a skin flick on the vehicle’s entertainment system just to see how many drivers will follow him on his morning commute.

“I think it’s funny as hell,” he says.

Story – national post

Damn Rednecks.

At Cock Ring Warehouse we have the largest selection of new and used cock rings in the tri-state area. Over three miles of cock rings!

You just had to figure it was only a matter of time until this sort of offer popped up. Pornographers are a smart bunch when it comes to free publicity. They’ve done it again. She may as well take up the offer, those poor kids are going to need mega therapy when they grow up.

LOS ANGELES – (February 25, 2009) – Nadya Suleman, the controversial mom who made history after giving birth to octuplets, is being offered a deal of up to $1 million plus a year of health insurance for her family to make a movie with Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company.

“Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie,” said Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than one week.”

According to recent reports Nadya’s PR agency has stopped representing her, a book agent decided not to handle her story and she’s being derided by ordinary citizens who say that taxpayers will wind up paying her hospital tab and future expenses.

“There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account,” said Mr. Hirsch. As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.’”

Mr. Hirsch said a movie staring Nadya would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint. Vivid-Celeb has released titles starring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, who chose the studio to make her transition from NBC daytime star to hardcore porn star with “Faithless,” which has become a top seller since its debut on February 4th.