Ladies, take a good look… it may be time to trim your hedges.

There’s nothing better than a cold Slushee on a hot summer day.

A charming chap introduces us to the innovative PenisTron. This is but a small segment in the excellent documentary “A Perfect Fake”

Celebrities have decided to doff their skivvies and auction them off to benefit the New North London Synagogue.

There are plenty of people involved in the eBay auction who would be considered no-names by American standards, but big-name stars involved in the event include Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, actresses Emma Thompson and Helen Mirren, and actors Daniel Day Lewis, Ricky Gervais, and Sacha Baron Cohen.

So how much are people willing to cough up for the boxers, briefs, and panties of their favorite famous people? Bids for Fergie’s gold panties were at 165 pounds as of Thursday, while English political cartoonist Steve Bell’s briefs decorated with images of former British Prime Minister John Major were commanding 330 pounds.

Everybody loves a bouncy ball … well, everything has its limits.

The most talked about girl of the 70’s, now in an action adventure in the 80s… Classic.

Everyone has “their” thing. Henry DeRossi sure does.

Henry DeRossi is just your average entrepreneur, so proud of his company, Expert Metal Slitters of Long Island City, that he bought a personalized licence plate to promote the business.

Instead of conjuring up images of specialized metal cutting, however, the license plate XXX-PERT has locals convinced he’s a porn salesman extraordinaire.

“You’d be surprised how many people stop me when I am at a light and want to buy porn,” DeRossi told the New York Daily News.

He says that the plate attracts so much attention his car dealership asks him to park the vehicle in back while it awaits maintenance service.

That’s not to say DeRossi hates the attention — he says he occasionally runs a skin flick on the vehicle’s entertainment system just to see how many drivers will follow him on his morning commute.

“I think it’s funny as hell,” he says.

Story – national post

Damn Rednecks.