The subject of this video clip pretty much sums it up. God Bless America!

If you plan on getting busy in your car, make sure you don’t have a see through sunroof.

What NOT to do after a night out at a strip joint… especially when your buddies own a video camera.

There’s a real surge lately of girls showing off their stuff on social networks everywhere. As a man I have absolutely no problem with this, but ladies please flush before snapping away.

Working at a fast-food Chinese eatery in Valenica is probably not tops for thrills, unless you’ve got a little secret stashed away on the job. Such was the case for Diego Ortiz of Santa Clarita, who “was arrested Friday and charged with making pictures of female co-workers undressing in a restroom” at the Hungry Ninja in Valencia, explains the Signal. Ortiz was busted “after a female co-worker discovered a cell phone video camera hidden in the employee’s restroom and made a report at the Sheriff’s station.” Ortiz had stashed the camera “in a box behind a pinhole,” according to the authorities. He has been released and is awaiting his court appearance.

story – http://laist.com/

Who knew Amadeus had a strange little drawing hobby.

Mother F@#$%^R

A little action with one blow up doll, I can understand that. But a three way with two dolls, that’s just getting greedy and might just land you in jail if you happen to get busy in a Target store parking lot.

Story courtesy of The Smoking Gun:

A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos showing Bartusek’s inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department.

According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was “performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity.” He was also spotted “aggressively” kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to “get some clothes for his dolls.” Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening “in the crotch area.” Of course, he “had no underwear on under the shorts,” noted police.

I gotta big laugh tonight when I saw this pic on the fail blog. Thought I would share.

Don’t do it, Jesus will cry if you do.