What do you get when you mix the classic arcade video game Asteroids and rock legends Van Halen? Apart from wondering what the hell was this programmer smoking you get: Assteroidz the Diamond Dave Edition.

Sitting at work looking for a good time killer to make 5 o’clock come a little sooner? Look no further, Maze Frenzy will get you there.

mazefrenzy.com

Doom, the grand daddy of first shooters is now available as a flash game online. Get your shooting skills ready, you’re going to need them. Ok Killer, click here to get started.

Obama isn’t president yet, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t need your help. Click on the image and give him a hand.

http://superobamaworld.com/

A pretty simple game, just Run.

All games should be this simple and stupid. Especially on this turkey filled brain stopping weekend. Forgive me oh great American readers. It’s Thanksgiving here in Canada this weekend, and yes we are allowed to celebrate the turkey fest in October. There’s nothing you can do about it. So take that.

First the porn, now the game. You just had to figure it was only a matter of time until this also came out. Sarah Palin, Guardian of the Northern Frontier will keep me awake at night for a long long time.

Just avoid the bears, it’s that simple. Just don’t let Queen’s Freddy Mercury distract you on the way down.

Feeling a little stressed at work today? Are you looking to slack off again? Dreaming about being a frog? Don’t worry it’s normal to dream about being a frog. Sit back It’s time to be a frog.

Frogger made by Neave Games

Work in a morbidly boring work environment? Feel like your career is going nowhere? Thinking about blowing your head off? Why do it for real and ruin everybody’s day. Try out the new adultswim.com game 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself instead.

You guessed it, in this game killing yourself is a good thing. Don’t you feel better already?

5 Minutes to Kill Yourself