Who needs a fake fart?

Invigorating mind or stimulating mind, either way, back in 1953 Murphy probably didn’t realize the full potential of his invention.

Ha! If only one of these things could work…

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Looking for a new way to drive your annoying co-workers crazy? Have we ever found the perfect treat for you! The Electric Paper Plane Launcher is here to start your cross cubicle attack.

…thanks to the good people of Atech Flash Technologies who bring you the ultimate iPod accessory: the iCarta. Now you can spend hours and hours in your favourite place, not only reading sports pages but listening to whatever fills your iPod, and never worry about running out of bum wipe. Yipeee!

Sonic Nausea is a small electronic device which can really turn one’s stomach. It generates a unique combination of ultra-high frequency soundwaves which soon leads most in its vicinity to queasiness. It can also cause headaches, intense irritation, sweating, imbalance, nausea, or even vomiting. Hiding this device in your inconsiderate neighbor’s house might put an end to their late-night parties. The abusive bureaucrat’s office, the executive lunchroom… the possibilities are endless for that small portion of inventive payback. The unique soundwave characteristics make directional source determination difficult. Powered by one 9-volt battery (not included). For extended run time six AA batteries in a battery pack with transistor clips (available from most electronics stores) can be used instead. Use with extreme discretion.

Really?! Can you ever get so isolated on a road that you would need the Bumper Dumper? If you do, just take a dump. Nobody around and all.

Direct from the assembly line at Suck UK (no kidding) comes a handy dandy use for the world’s latest landfill plugging problem: the incandescent light bulb.

By dipping the wattage guzzler in glow in the dark paint and housing it in a swanky clear plastic cube, Suck UK has created a charming little night light called The Glow Brick (no kidding, again). Not nearly as bright as the pictures, and in need of a good solar charge before the sun sets, the brick is nonetheless a cute conversation piece for your next green gathering, and a must for anyone wishing to flex their conservation muscle.