Archive for the ‘Famous Quotes’ Category
Famous Quotes: David Letterman
“Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.”
Written by Glenn
December 15th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Famous Quotes: Johnny Carson
“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators woube dead.”
Written by Glenn
December 4th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Famous Quotes: Woody Allen
“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”
Written by Glenn
November 14th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Famous Quotes: Rodney Dangerfield
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
Written by Glenn
November 9th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Famous Quotes: Jim McMahon
Jim McMahon, Former NFL / Chicago Bears quarterback, on Europe:
The people don’t take baths and they don’t speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?
Things haven’t been the same since Jimmy boy retired from the NFL.
Written by Glenn
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Famous Quotes: Sean Penn
‘I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don’t know why’
The text message Sean Penn sent to his old gal pal Madonna after he popped his cherry kissing actor James Franco in a scene for the upcoming film “Milk”.
I wonder who he preferred kissing?
Written by Glenn
September 29th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Famous Quotes: Ellen DeGeneres
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
Written by Glenn
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Famous Quotes: Matt Lauer
“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are.”
We suspect Mat may have smoked a bowl before making that famous quote. You go Matt!
Written by Glenn
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:45 pm
