Archive for the ‘Death Watch’ Category
Compact Grandpa
When the ticker finally gives out in that inevitable moment of ill-advised passion, you now have an alternative to noxious fuming cremation, or land taxing and chemical seeping burial.
That’s right, you can be compacted.
With a 400 ton hydraulic press at the ready, the wonderful folks at Compact Dignity will scrunch you, or your dear departed loved ones into a mantle-sized shape of your choosing, with a 3 year warranty against cracking, fading or decay to boot. Also makes wonderful building blocks for the little ones.
Written by jsekerka
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Comic: The Idol Jump
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I can’t be the only one. I can’t be the only one betting in an American Idol death pool fingers crossed it’ll soon be over. There will be a fresh $50 bill in my pocket if this monstrosity of television dies in the next two seasons. Seriously now, enough is enough. Come on Paula, we know you can do it.
I’m in a snarky mood tonight, lookout.
Written by Glenn
August 26th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
