A friend of mine is trying to convince me to become a tweet, I prefer to flut. Let’s see what Ashton and Oprah can do with this.

In case you missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, here is the highlight Adam Samberg’s J!zz in my Pants video.

I Jizz in My Pants

The only unfortunate part of this video is the fact it’s not real. The world would be a better place if it was. Oh well, we can always dream.

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I missed SNL over the weekend, but was told this was the funniest segment that aired. Move baby Move.

After several weeks of being poked fun at on Saturday Night Live the real Sarah Palin made a brief appearance this past weekend, with pretty humorous results. I’m starting to wonder though if the American public looks at this election as nothing but a media popularity contest. These constant appearances on mainstream TV are getting ridiculous. Scary stuff indeed, but enjoy the cheap laugh in the meantime.

Let’s continue on the Sarah Palin topic. Here is the first minute of the new Hustler Porn flick “Who’s Nailin Palin?” It’s a true classic in the making.

Hats off to Tina Fey who did a great job impersonating Sarah Palin this weekend on SNL.

“Cuddles” a 6 year old tabby reported missing 3 months ago has been found along the polluted shores of Lake St Clair near downtown Detroit. Marcie Johnson the traveling feline’s owner is thrilled to have him in her home again yet indicates “He hasn’t quite been himself since he’s back”.

The Michigan Humane Society is investigating whether mercury levels in the lake may have had a negative physical impact on poor little Cuddles. In a possible related story “Zoomer” Johnson’s 110 pound German Shepherd has also gone missing.

We will continue to report on this story as new events develop.

Cuddles the tabby

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Junior Mints, Yoo-hoo, Drake’s Coffee Cakes, puffy shirts: These are all things Jerry Seinfeld has endorsed — at least in his alter ego on his classic sitcom. Now, add Microsoft software.

Jerry Seinfeld will become a pitchman for Microsoft beginning this fall.

Seinfeld will be a key pitchman in a planned $300 million fall advertising campaign for the software giant, a person familiar with the plans confirmed to The Associated Press on condition on anonymity because the deal has not been formally announced.

In a fit of jealousy Jason Alexander who played Seinfeld’s friend George Costanza on the sitcom was seen throwing a new Dell laptop into a garbage bin outside a Burbank strip mall. “Screw that shit, I’m going to Mac” stated Alexander. “First it was the damn bees and now this. How much more can the world take?”

We agree with you Jason. We fully agree.

Jason Alexander

Word on street has it that Olympic Super Man Usain Bolt is on the verge of signing a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with an American Fast Food restaurant chain. His first purchase is rumored to have an artist from his native Jamaica sculpt a 15 foot golden replica of the world’s fastest man. We hear a special request to have his private unit appear bigger than scale will be made to the sculptor.

James Williams, a Kingston native suspects this passive aggressive behavior may stem from Bolt’s days in primary school when his schoolmates would tease him in the public showers after gym class.

Bolt was overheard at a Beijing chicken nugget stand telling his trainer “we’ll see who’s laughing now mahn!”. Little mister Bolt may indeed get the last laugh.

Please note this is only word on the street and may not be the entire story.

Also note the streets we hang out on aren’t the best.

Usain Bolt's package