Nothing screams out Canadiana more than Bob and Doug’s 12 Days of Christmas.

I’m marking my calendar for the release of Sasha Cohen’s “Bruno” movie. It sounds like it’s going to be great.

In a development that is thrilling the gay porn world, Sacha Baron Cohen and the producers of the upcoming Bruno movie enlisted real-life gay porn stars Tyler Saint and Tony Capucci for an orgy scene in the film.

The two were chosen from a list of 10 stars willing to do full frontal nudity, according to Fleshbot and the New York Daily News. The two studs may be getting billing under their real names, which the Daily News made public in their story. Cohen previously used a photo of porn star Stonie (now known as trans star Brittany Coxxx ) as his “son” in Borat.

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine the other day when the topic of our discussion led to lumberjacks. It’s not a typical discussion I would have, but it was an interesting one nonetheless. At one point I made reference to Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song” and my friend looked at me like I was from Mars. He had no clue what I was talking about. This post is for him, and any of you who may have never seen Monty Python’s classic skit.

Start counting the amount of times Eddie Murphy style black president jokes start floating around the internet in the next few months. The number will be huge.

JackAss alumni Johnny Knoxville takes a little trek to The Stockroom, a Los Angeles S&M warehouse. The first clip is an actual tour of the Stockroom premises; the next is a “show and tell” session Mr. Merlin stages in the JackassWorld offices.

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

Performed by British Iranian television actor Kayvan Novak, Fonejacker is a TV show on Britain’s Channel 4 which features a series of prank calls involving a number of different characters.

Hats off to Tina Fey who did a great job impersonating Sarah Palin this weekend on SNL.

Listen up Monty Python fans, John Cleese is sending you a message, directly to your cell phone. You just don’t know it yet. The 73 year old comedy veteran has joined a short list of celebrities who are using Twitter the growing text message based social network.

As a Cleese Twitter follower myself, receiving his twits has become a little mental treat I look forward to reading during the day. From the definition of “munificence” to odd Python references Cleese has been consistent in providing tidbits of fun information.

John Cleese on Twitter

Comedian Jason Rouse leaves nothing to the imagination, and that’s a good thing. Catch him live at a shit hole near you.

Jason Rouse

Great shot by James at standardissue.ca