A friend of mine is trying to convince me to become a tweet, I prefer to flut. Let’s see what Ashton and Oprah can do with this.

Who needs a fake fart?

Nothing screams out Canadiana more than Bob and Doug’s 12 Days of Christmas.

In case you missed Saturday Night Live this past weekend, here is the highlight Adam Samberg’s J!zz in my Pants video.

I Jizz in My Pants

Try to take a guess which one of these four dudes has a little too much sugar in his diet.

The only unfortunate part of this video is the fact it’s not real. The world would be a better place if it was. Oh well, we can always dream.

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I’m marking my calendar for the release of Sasha Cohen’s “Bruno” movie. It sounds like it’s going to be great.

In a development that is thrilling the gay porn world, Sacha Baron Cohen and the producers of the upcoming Bruno movie enlisted real-life gay porn stars Tyler Saint and Tony Capucci for an orgy scene in the film.

The two were chosen from a list of 10 stars willing to do full frontal nudity, according to Fleshbot and the New York Daily News. The two studs may be getting billing under their real names, which the Daily News made public in their story. Cohen previously used a photo of porn star Stonie (now known as trans star Brittany Coxxx ) as his “son” in Borat.

I missed SNL over the weekend, but was told this was the funniest segment that aired. Move baby Move.

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine the other day when the topic of our discussion led to lumberjacks. It’s not a typical discussion I would have, but it was an interesting one nonetheless. At one point I made reference to Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song” and my friend looked at me like I was from Mars. He had no clue what I was talking about. This post is for him, and any of you who may have never seen Monty Python’s classic skit.