Bea Arthur runs the cantina on Tatooine in this Holiday Season Star Wars special. Thanks for the many laughs Bea.

Canadian Actor Dan Ackroyd shares his views on a UFO sighting.

Last evening’s Oscar Award Show ended the never ending sludge of award shows that invade the media and our poor brains every year. In all that sludge one acceptance speech however stood out from all the others, Mickey Rourke accepting his Spirit Award. From his dead dog to getting banged in the ass he covered it all. All I can say is… too bad he didn’t win an Oscar last night.

How much do I love this photo of Kate Beckinsale? Not only was she walking a red carpet in a figure skater outfit, the hilariously evil looking red haired boy behind her obviously dislikes her as much as I do. I’m sensing a new internet celebrity…

I’d like to dedicate this video to Glenn. He knows why.

I thought I was bad with my 10 or so daily posts here on zoice.com.  But it looks like Courtney Love has me beat big time with her 60+ postings on her myspace blog a couple of days ago.

i didn’t know that style.com would put all those links together, i don’t ingest alcohol and to even make the merest suggestion of a Cr__k P–e is insane and mean.and a lie, which you know perfectly well.
one of the ten commandments is thou shalt not bear false witness, so to put up a terrible shot of me many years ago when i was very very ill, when you know you KNOW i do not ingest narcotics of any sort of drink alcohol,is WRONG.
i apologize for the barrage of links , they didn’t turn out the way i assumed style.com made it seem they would,
as an illustrated story about how depression can attack anyone anywhere, and no i am not suicidal, occasionally very occasionally like all of us i get depressed, and that was over a year ago and i had a mini little depression attack well big one, and the Lanvin show made me happier, i don’t know quite why it happened but i find that medication is not the answer to this, working out and doing daimoku ( chanting) is as is yoga and eating correctly and i want some more high country Kombucha tea i think that stuff is miraculous for glow and health. those things work far better than this chemical culture of numbing our rage and numbing our pains and demons,
Perez its great you got to spend the week with midge i mean madge but i have this strange feeling your all of the sudden feeling a pull to insult me to please her, that’s ridiculous,(in my humble opinion), in any case if shes talking or even vibing nasty comments about me, that’s not very “letting in of the light” etc,of her, we have many mutual friends and as she says to me “My Parachute is Open” to her when we cross paths, and i now have a stylist who has refused to leave me for her, unlike before, that’s really the only issue between us . that of employee and more important than employee stylist snatching. I have the perfect stylist for me, she has someone for her, i have also never used you when i have “needed” you, and played that card, as i just don’t do that,

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Police Academy actor Steve Guttenberg who played Mahoney and competed on Dancing with the Stars recently had a leisurely jog in New York City’s Central Park with no pants on!

We say why the hell not, Go Steve Go!

Appearing in 17 Police Academy flicks (or however many there were) would be enough to make anyone go nuts – no pun intended. You’re excused Steve, we get it. Just don’t freeze off that sweet tush of yours, it’s starting to get cold out there.

Paris Hilton, who has paid a reported $200,000 US for a seat on Richard Branson’s first Virgin Galactic space flight, is scared of going into space in case she doesn’t return for 10,000 years.

“I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back?” she was quoted as questioning by the New York Post’s Pop Wrap.

“With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’ ”

10,000 years of Paris, now that’s a scary thought.

But even scarier would be President Hilton.