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Written by Glenn

October 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm


Sex in Memphis: Not in my park thank you!

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According to KNBC residents of a Memphis, Tennessee suburb are disgusted that a playground in a local park was used as a backdrop in an amateur porn flick.

“I don’t have words,” said Rev. Danny Berryhill, who lives across the street from the park. “I’m a Baptist minister, and I have no words”.

Outraged parent Barbara Taylor said of the video’s starlet, “She’s definitely a tramp, just nasty…I think it’s disgusting. I think I’m not letting my kids go down that slide anymore.”

Bartlett Police Captain Tina Schaber said the female in the video could face criminal charges for breaking public indecency laws. The production crew could also be charged.

“I don’t think this would be appropriate for an adult to see in a park,” Schaber said, “much less a child.”

Lift your hand if you think the friendly people in Memphis are wound up a little too tight.

Our only concern here is the participants’ rear end. Let’s hope she didn’t get some sort of bum burn on the slide during the making of the film.

We hear slide bum burns can be nasty indeed.

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Written by Glenn

September 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm