One of these kids has a little too much sugar in his diet. Take a guess which one.

I’ve always know that New Yorker were a tough bunch, and here’s a little proof. Don’t mess with men from the Apple.

I don’t know about you but I personally have no problem with a superhero fighting crime with a sex toy…. As long as he can still get the job done.

David William Hadeen, a 36-year-old man from Sacramento, Calif., took a self-enhancing device, worth approximately $200, from a local adult store.

According to the Sacto 9-1-1, Hadeen entered the store wearing “an American flag sequin hat, green shirt, blue jeans, tennis shoes and red cape.” Hadeen was also carrying a two- to three-foot wooden sword.

Hadeen allegedly walked into the store, grabbed the item of his choice, waved his sword at the clerk and exited the store. The clerk watched the direction Hadeen walked in, and called the police. The police found Hadeen a few blocks away still wearing his hat and cape.

Hadeen is currently being held on $35,000 bail. He is charged with suspicion of robbery and a misdemeanor arrest warrant for vandalism.

What not to do with a hi-pressure hose, unless bloated intestines happen to be a hobby of yours.

A Steel worker blasted a high-pressure air hose up his workmate’s backside — making his intestines explode.

Denis Schwarz, 25, said he only wanted to help his pal who complained of sweaty butt cheeks.

The blast ruptured the man’s intestines and he almost died.

He was in intensive care for 11 days after emergency surgery.

Schwarz told a court in Leipzig, Germany: “It was just a bit of fooling around.”

His victim told of his “incredible pain”.

Schwarz was given a nine-month suspended prison sentence.

Story: The Sun UK

With nowhere left to turn, New York Yankees Outfielder and Steroid user Alex (Hem-A-Roid) Rodriguez came out and admitted to having used Steroids from 2001 to 2003 while playing for the Texas Rangers.

Here is the full interview that aired on ESPN:

Let’s face it here. Hem-A-Roid would have never come out in public with this admission had he not been pushed into a corner to do so. Rather than face legal issues not unlike other MLBers Barry (Head Growth) Bonds and Roger (Road Rage) Clemens, Hem-A-Roid was no doubt schooled by his agent and a slew of media training experts to try to woo over the perception of Joe Public. A few small glitches came up that weren’t scripted out in the master plan however:

• 1. The face cake they applied on him prior to the taping made him look like a pumpkin colored circus freak.
• 2. Whoever picked out his sweater must be smoking crack.
• 3. Hem-A-Roid is not an actor; he’s a cheating overplayed ball player. His delivery of ‘the truth’ came across as one of the most insincere admissions of guilt ever seen on television, and now all over the internet. We can only assume his “MiLF” also helped him go over his lines as well.

For old time sake take a look at this 2 year old interview on 60 Minutes in which he denied ever taking steroids:

Something tells me this story isn’t over quite yet. It’ll be interesting when Human Growth Hormone testing becomes more prevalent in baseball, and the amount of ball players that no doubt will be caught using them. Makes you wonder if and when Hem-A-Roid ends up on that list as well.

It looks like Jose Canseco was right after all.. I guess he must be getting a good laugh this week.

All is not lost however, we can only hope Hem-A-Roid turns the page a few years from now and tries to cash in on his situation just like the grandfather of steroid cheaters Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson did in this energy drink TV spot.

And no story is complete until Letterman makes a top 10 list out of it. Very Funny.

Magic Tricks … check
Star Trek Exploration Set … check
X-Ray Vision glasses … check
Psychiatric Help … HUH?

One award I hope to never be the recipient of… The stupidity Award. Yes, I realize I may have been a candidate a few years back.

Let’s take a look at all the finalist.

Note to self, never let this dude babysit my daughter. Unless he’s going to share, then I don’t mind if he hangs out for a while.

Photo – sorryimissedyourparty.com

Some things in life are so predictable, like the conclusion to this clip. Ouch.

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