A little gem from a recent Craiglist listing:

Attractive and experienced Dominant woman seeks male submissive for Ralph Nader campaign fundraising lunch in San Francisco. No, I’m not kidding.

I am seeking a submissive male to take to a Ralph Nader fund raising lunch in San Francisco on Tues Sept 30th at noon.

This is a $200 per person Champagne and Gourmet Lunch prepared by a local chef as a fundraising event for the presidential election. You will be buying both tickets which, of course, are going to a good cause!!! Ralph Nader and probably Matt Gonzalez will be speaking so you must be on your best behaviour.

Requirements:

The event is on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 from 12-2pm so you must be available at that time including some time before then so we can arrive at the venue together. I would also like to meet you in Marin, in advance, to discuss interests and limits beforehand.

You must purchase the tickets for us in advance. I will give you the contact person at www.votenader.org to purchase them from after we have spoken.

You can bring your own collar (I have a leash or we can give you a nice rope tie around the wrists) and you are to wear all black (any type of fabric) unless another clothing option is arranged with me in advance.

If you’re agreeable, I’d also like you to wear some type of “special something” (your choice) inside your pants that isn’t visible to the general public. If it can be remote controlled by me, all the better.

If you like canes, singletails, nipple clamp, floggers, rope, 6″ heels, stockings,…I have it all.

I am 5′5″ (6′1″ in heels), thin, have long dark hair and a firm but gentle nature. I am also very good with first timers. I plan on dressing the part and would prefer to have you visibly as my submissive in public (you may be asked to wear a leash and sit on a nice thick cushion at my feet by the table for your lunch although we can certainly talk first to discuss your limits.) I don’t do rough play in mixed public venues so everything will be pretty tame yet fun! If you can’t play in public this way we can figure out a more discreet way to play it.

However, I encourage you to be open minded and try new things. It’s San Francisco after all and it’s Folsom Street Month and people are generally very curious.

My last submissive went to the Clift Hotel with me for a private party and loved all the attention he got!!

Thank you to everyone who has responded so far and sent your lovely pictures. I can only pick one submissive and I should be contacting a few of you over the next few days.