Really Bad Parenting Advice


There are a million and one good parenting site on the internet. What I was looking for was one for bad parenting and now I’ve found it. http://www.reallybadparentingadvice.com/

Let’s face it. There are a lot of fat kids out there these days. And there’s nothing more embarrassing than being the parent of one. Sure, your kid keeps in decent enough shape, but if you’re really honest with yourself, you know your child is only a couple Twinkies away from appearing as a guest on an obesity-themed episode of Maury Povich.

But you’d rather be safe than have tubby children, because that would be a lousy reflection on you. This means you should put your child on a supermodel diet, because exercise, for what its worth, isn’t what your family is about—unless we’re talking races to the sprawling buffet at Ponderosa.


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Written by Glenn

December 18th, 2008 at 10:02 pm


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  • doug
    hilarious
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