That’s interesting; my work pass has the same thing written on it. I guess Janet and I have a few things in common.

We all know porn stars can cook in the bedroom, but in the kitchen? You better believe it; watch as Aria Giovanni shows you how to boil eggs. Yes, you did indeed read that right, eggs. Wow.

You thought that was bad? Now watch this.

The Illustrations of Rod Hunt.

One word: ouch.

OLYMPIA, Wash., Nov. 18 (UPI) — Washington state has agreed to pay $300,000 to an ex-prison inmate whose penis was consumed by a flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars.

Charlie Manning told The Seattle Times Monday he will have $115,000 left after paying attorney’s fees arising from his lawsuit and other bills. He expects to get the money this week.

“It’s been a nightmare,” Manning said. “I figured I should settle for what I could get because I just want it behind me. It’s unreal. It’s like something from Mars.”

Manning, 61, was serving a 13-month sentence for a drunken fight when he became ill. The prison doctor wrongly diagnosed his symptoms as an allergic reaction to medication. It turned out he had necrotizing fasciitis and the bacteria destroyed his penis and one testicle.

The Department of Corrections said the suit was settled because going to court would have been more expensive.

“While the end result was unfortunate and Mr. Manning’s original diagnosis turned out to be inaccurate, this was the result of a misdiagnosis, not the result of poor medical care,” officials said in a statement. “Not all medical judgments — whether performed in a prison or at a doctor’s office — are infallible.”

Story - UPI

We’ve always know this was being done; now we have the proof. TV ad burgers are a big scam.

All your favorite disasters…. now in smaller paper form!

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At an early age little boys are often dressed in blue and little girls in pink. Then sometimes things go a little too far. Kid Colors is a collection of photos featuring little boys who love blue and little girls who love pink.

photos - http://coisasdemariablog.blogspot.com/2008/09/think-pink.html

Don’t move or I’ll blow your head off mother fucker. Now shut up and listen to my classic beats.

And I bet you’re relieved they are.

I’m marking my calendar for the release of Sasha Cohen’s “Bruno” movie. It sounds like it’s going to be great.

In a development that is thrilling the gay porn world, Sacha Baron Cohen and the producers of the upcoming Bruno movie enlisted real-life gay porn stars Tyler Saint and Tony Capucci for an orgy scene in the film.

The two were chosen from a list of 10 stars willing to do full frontal nudity, according to Fleshbot and the New York Daily News. The two studs may be getting billing under their real names, which the Daily News made public in their story. Cohen previously used a photo of porn star Stonie (now known as trans star Brittany Coxxx ) as his “son” in Borat.